I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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