There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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