? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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