he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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