Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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