No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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