Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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