What did we do last night that was yellow?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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