big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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