Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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