I'm lost and stupid without you.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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