I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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