my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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