So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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