I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
she peed on how many people?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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