remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Just invented taco cereal.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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