Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I had to cum in my sink.
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