sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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