Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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