My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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