my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I have post one night stand depression
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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