Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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