Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
this is an emotional support booty call
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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