we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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