Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
are you so shy because you have an std?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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