therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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