piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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