I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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