Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
