My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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