it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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