Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Randomize
