At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
He felt like a one man threesome
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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