Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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