i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I think I died a long time ago.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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