pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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