Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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