I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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