ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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