"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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