spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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