Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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