and you said cock pushups were impossible
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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