Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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