What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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