what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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