I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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