I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Damn victory sex feels great
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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