We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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