i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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