I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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